Description

Treat yer lips to some Wild West lovin’ with Calamity Jane Lip Balm Lip Elixir in Eucalyptus Mint Flavor. This moisturizing lip gloss ain’t no snake oil – it’s the real deal for kissable lips that’ll have yer sweetie comin’ back for more. Makes a thoughtful gift for anyone who could use a little frontier charm in their beauty routine.

Are yer lips baked ‘n’ dusty ‘n’ lookin’ like they bin fought ‘n’ chawed by a couple a kilkenny cats?

Is a little-bitty kiss from yer sweetie feelin’ like a scorpion with a bullwhip? 

Never mind yer medicine shows. Quit yer cussin’ – up ‘n’ git yerself Calamity Jane’s Legendary Lip Elixir

• Net Wt .15 oz (4.25 g)
• Eucalyptus mint flavor

By Unemployed Philosophers Guild